"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?"

The Time I Almost Died (Part 1)

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According to the dates gouged into my battered 1983 Ibanez Roadstar, the following events took place in the winter of 1988/89. This story is as factually accurate as possible, considering it all happened 25 years ago, and I was drunk for… Continue Reading →

In Memory of Spotty Dog

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By far, the most read of all my posts… This one is for all you who have dog and cat friends, especially the ones who’ve had to do what we had to do tonight. I wanted to write it now,… Continue Reading →

Alarm Clock Protocol

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Originally published on March 21, 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not normally OCD about anything. Truth be told, I’m pretty much a complete slob free spirit in most regards. However, the time my alarm clock is set to go off is of critical importance…. Continue Reading →

Letters of Uncomplaint #2

Hello Jonas, I’m dropping you this short note to express how happy we are with our experience dealing with Vatsal Sharma. My son recently applied for a student line of credit to pursue his career as a commercial pilot. Apparently… Continue Reading →

You Guys Are Sick

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Most people don’t make contact with businesses unless they’re complaining about something. They take good service and nice treatment for granted. While I have been known to write meticulously researched and scathing letters of complaint, I much prefer to write… Continue Reading →

Your Call

I have a bunch of half-written posts, and can’t decide which one to complete next. I’m hoping you can help me out by voting for the title that appeals to you most. So…

Here’s how it would go down if I was playing the part of Lorne Michaels for the 40th… Me: Everything looks satisfactory with the retrospective bits. Who do we have lined up as musical guests? The Stones? FooFighters? Talent Booker:… Continue Reading →

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