Ozzy’s Genome & (-1 Arm) = (+17 Balls)

  1. Absolutely no idea where I first heard this, but it’s stored in my Shazam tags so I guess that’s all that matters. Song #4 in the Shazam/iTunes theme…”Batman (Beatomatic)” by Bob Schneider – BLiggy
    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXoh3KfFsw


  2. DNA research lab Knome has announced that it is going to sequence Ozzy’s entire genome. He was selected so they can discover, among other things, how drugs are absorbed in the body. The amount of abuse Ozzy has put himself through and survived is a large part of why he was chosen. According to the article, “Ozzy, 61, has lived a life that would presumably kill any ordinary person.” – BLiggy

  3. Bill Gates & Melinda Gates, and Warren Buffett are asking America’s billionaires to pledge to give at least half their net worth to charity, in their lifetimes or at death. So I guess Bill gates isn’t Satan after all huh? Seems like a pretty decent guy. You have to wonder if Jobs is in on this scheme… – Burdell

  4. Thanks to my friend Ellen for suggesting this. Did you know we are living in exponential times? – Bliggy
    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUMf7FWGdCw


  5. Volkswagen installs a slide at Berlin’s U-Bahn subway station at Alexanderplatz. This would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen in Calgary AKA The City that Fun Forgot – BLiggy
    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4o0ZVeixYU


  6. Paige strikes again. Thanks to her for forwarding Giant Sand Art. – BLiggy

  7. Your first thought might be that this is kind of clever or convenient. However you will then stop and think that plastic is a petroleum product, and there is currently a disaster in the Gulf of Mexico that is a result of our dependence on petroleum products. Then you’ll think “haven’t I heard something about a bunch of plastic clogging up nature in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?”.  And then you’ll realize that single serve disposable wine glasses are a fucking stupid idea. – BLiggy

  8. Holy GIANT balls…. – BLiggy

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