Me: Are you hungry?
The Girl: Kinda.
Me: I just rode past Coco Brooks. We should go there.
The Girl: OK.
Me: You’re buying.
The Girl: WHAT? How does that work? Last time we went it was my idea and I paid. This time it was your idea. You should pay.
Me: No. You should think of it as cab fair since I’m driving you there.
The Girl: But I wasn’t even going until you brought it up.
Me: But now you’re craving it.
The Girl: Yeahbut…
Me: Thanks for offering to buy. I’ll be waiting in the van.
The Girl: DAMMIT!
< later that same evening >
The Girl: ThatWasGoodButNextTimeYou’reBuying