I was listening to this new B-side by Biffy Clyro while writing this post.
Little Soldiers[audio:http://www.blig.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Little-Soldiers.mp3|titles=Little Soldiers]
Zeke: tall guy i gotta go outside right now it’s an emergency
Me: You were just outside 20 minutes ago. Go lay down.
Zeke: no but i just had a bite of cheese and now i gotta poop
Me: GO LAY DOWN!
Zeke: well then i’m gonna go look out the front window for a minute…i can see outside from here…i gotta go out
Me: Ohfercryinoutloud. *opens the back door*
Zeke: yippee thanks see you in a while
Me: *sits down*
Zeke: ok i’m ready to come in now
Zeke: jeez what’s your problem tall guy you need to relax a little and hey is that a cracker? can i have one?