Me: Doggies want dinner?

Pancakes & Spotty: YEAH!

Me: OK, here you g…

Spotty: DONE! LET ME OUTSIDE, FATBOY!

Pancakes: Can I have chocolate cake?

Me: No. You can’t have chocolate ca…

Spotty: OUT! NOW!

Me: *opens door* ..ke. I love you and chocolate is bad for you.

Pancakes: No. I can smell it up there on the thing and it smells good. I smell it. It’s good for me.

Me: It might smell good, but it would make you sick.

Pancakes: No. I had some once when you…when you…when you…I had some once.

Me: Yeah, And you squirted poo all over the place after.

Pancakes: I would probly have done that anyways so can I have some chocolate cake Tall Guy. Please?

Spotty: I’M FINISHED GOING PEE! LET ME IN AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!

Me: *opens door*

Pancakes: I really would like some chocolaI’m gonna go out and pee on whatever she peed on. OK? Bye!

Spotty: GIMME SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE!

Me: No.

Spotty: pfffft *gives me the finger*

Pancakes: I peed Tall Guy. Let me in and give me some chocolate cake please.