Here’s how it would go down if I was playing the part of Lorne Michaels for the 40th…
Me: Everything looks satisfactory with the retrospective bits. Who do we have lined up as musical guests? The Stones? FooFighters?
Talent Booker: Miley Cyrus and Kanye West.
Me: You’re fired. Pack up your shit and…you know what, don’t even pack your shit. Just get out of the building. Do it now. Through that window over there.