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Me: Are you hungry?

The Girl: Kinda.

Me: I just rode past Coco Brooks. We should go there.

The Girl: OK.

Me: You’re buying.

The Girl: WHAT? How does that work? Last time we went it was my idea and I paid. This time it was your idea. You should pay.

Me: No. You should think of it as cab fair since I’m driving you there.

The Girl: But I wasn’t even going until you brought it up.

Me: But now you’re craving it.

The Girl: Yeahbut…

Me: Thanks for offering to buy. I’ll be waiting in the van.

The Girl: DAMMIT!

< later that same evening >

The Girl: ThatWasGoodButNextTimeYou’reBuying