I was listening to this new B-side by Biffy Clyro while writing this post.

Little Soldiers
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Zeke: tall guy i gotta go outside right now it’s an emergency

Me: You were just outside 20 minutes ago. Go lay down.

Zeke: no but i just had a bite of cheese and now i gotta poop

Me: GO LAY DOWN!

Zeke: please

Me: No.

Zeke: well then i’m gonna go look out the front window for a minute…i can see outside from here…i gotta go out

Me: Ohfercryinoutloud. *opens the back door*

Zeke: yippee thanks see you in a while

Me: *sits down*

Zeke: ok i’m ready to come in now

Me: DAMMIT!

Zeke: jeez what’s your problem tall guy you need to relax a little and hey is that a cracker? can i have one?