Me: Doggies want dinner?
Pancakes & Spotty: YEAH!
Me: OK, here you g…
Pancakes: Can I have chocolate cake?
Me: No. You can’t have chocolate ca…
Spotty: OUT! NOW!
Me: *opens door* ..ke. I love you and chocolate is bad for you.
Pancakes: No. I can smell it up there on the thing and it smells good. I smell it. It’s good for me.
Me: It might smell good, but it would make you sick.
Pancakes: No. I had some once when you…when you…when you…I had some once.
Me: Yeah, And you squirted poo all over the place after.
Pancakes: I would probly have done that anyways so can I have some chocolate cake Tall Guy. Please?
Spotty: I’M FINISHED GOING PEE! LET ME IN AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!
Me: *opens door*
Pancakes: I really would like some chocolaI’m gonna go out and pee on whatever she peed on. OK? Bye!
Spotty: GIMME SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE!
Spotty: pfffft *gives me the finger*
Pancakes: I peed Tall Guy. Let me in and give me some chocolate cake please.